My mom worked every weekend night, and my house because a sanctuary for kids to go. One Friday night, I had Chris Wheatley, Dan Phillips, Shaun Ebner, Mike Abraham, and Tim Sierazy at the house. I think this was junior year because some of us were driving at this point.
Anyway we're eating everything in sight, beathing the crap out of each other, listening to loud musing, and everything when the door bell rings. Its Bruno Risatti, he's off from work, and he's got a surprise. He walks in and tells us he's brought and industrial sized roll of saran wrap from work (Franciscan Village). His intial thought was to saran wrap four stop signs together, but after thinking about it, we decided to wrap two people together. Chris Wheatley was the first to put his hand up (of course), and I decided I would offer myself as victim too.
We stood back-to-back, and since Chris was quite a bit shorter than I was, I crouched down as they wrapped us in plastic, with only our feel and heads uncovered. They all took turns running 'round and 'round' until the wrap was a few inches thick. At that point I stook up lifting Chris off of the ground. His wiggled his feet back and forth as I lumbered around the house. The guys were laughing hysterically as the conspired on what to do next.
Well it was decided that a sight like this was meant for the public, and it was off to downtown Lemont for some fun. Since Chris and I were basically a giant hotdog, The guys took the back seat out of Dan Phillips' conversion van, and helped me launch us inside. I was forced to lay on my stomach with Chris on top me, both of us laughing like idiots. We arrived at our destination, and Bruno, Tim, and Dan, pulled Chris and I out of the van like a roll of carpet. I stood up, hunched over, and walked into the Lemont McDonalds like Chewie carrying C-3PO.
The guys ordered some cheese burgers as I found a place to sit. I walked over to a chair, and situated it so Chris and I could share it by sitting and facing the sides of the chair, the back of the chair at our side. At this time the guys proceeded to stuff our faces with cheeseburgers, doing everything in their power to get as such of it in our mouths as they could, while smooshing the rest of it in our faces. After awhile the manager asked us to leave..and off to the back of the van we went. After a few seconds, we were dragged out of the car again, this time in front of Chipains. A few of us walk into the store as the rest go to Subway.
I lumber through the automatic doors, and turn towards the aisles when I hear a voice behind me. The front end manager is motioning towards me, doing the 'turn-around' motion with his hand. I turn around to leave but the door won't open. I keep stepping on the mat, the guys keep pushing me, but the door still won't open. I have to push them all back, walk across the front of the store to other doors to leave.
At this point Chris and I have had enough and the guys we're with cut the plastic free as the rest of the guys get back from Subway. As we all climb in the van, with me in the front see, and the rest of the guys in the back with the plastic, they start to tell a story about words that were exchanged between them and Chris Nelson at the Subway. Little did we know what that heated exchange would lead to in just a few minutes.
Bruce Spagnola